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The Cuban Comeback!

After a medium length hiatus, the Fascist Cuban has returned. I was on a fact finding trip to investigate the possibilities of a fascist takeover in Cuba… well by me. Anyways, soon my rambunctious and raucous postings will return about random things that perk my interest. You all can stop holding your [...]

Listen Up Syria… or ELSE!

Let’s examine this hypothetical:
UN: Syria, you had better stop being naughty or Kofi-claus will leave you nothing but Oil for Food kickbacks in your stocking!
France: Umm le yeah, let’s not threaten them with sanctions because that might hurt our arms exports… I mean um… it would hurt their feelings.
UN: Oh alright fine.
What you have just [...]

Russia: A Country on the Brink?

Helicopters hovering overhead. Masked gunmen carjacking civilians. Bodies lying in the street. Some horrible war in the third world, you say? More like an increasingly common event in the Russian Caucasus. With President Putin coming under fire from the international community for his domestic policies, one must wonder: is Russia [...]

Chinese Space Invaders?

Mao must be drinking champagne in his grave right now. A short two years after their first manned mission, China launched its second foray into space Wednesday afternoon. Analysts are calling this China’s most ambitious mission yet. (Is it just me or is the most ambitious mission out of two not such [...]




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I like to overthrow communist governments, carpet bomb cities, and overall just have a good time. I like long walks on beaches that are currently being invaded. I grew up with the typical idols: Darth Vader, Cobra Commander, the Decpitcons, and of course the biggest fascist of them all, G Dubya. I hope one day to take over my own bannana republic and setup a friendly military dictatorship where we mercilessly kill the druglords and such that currently run those governments. Pretty standard I'd say.

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